Ian (to a girl who butt in front of him in line for the porta-potties): I guess you really need to go bad, eh?
Girl: Yeah, sorry about that. I saw the end of the line and it depressed the fuck out of me. If you have to go really bad, I don't mind butting in behind you.
Ian: Let's wait and see who needs to go worse when we get the the front of the line.
Girl (now that we are at the front of the line): OK, I've decided you can't possibly need to go as bad as me. If I let you go first, I'm gonna piss my pants. And I could have done that 10 mintues ago!
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