Sounds of the City

Easbound Blue Night bus. Bloor at Keele October 1, 04:40

Bus Operator: Sir, Sir
Ian (in a drunken slur): Yes?
BO: Did you just show me a September MetroPass?
Ian: Yes, I did.
BO: You know it's October, eh?
Ian: Yes I do.
BO: Well?
Ian: It's not 5 o'clock yet.
BO: But it's October.
Ian: What's the date on your transfers?
BO: OK, you got me there.

I just love bus drivers that make fun of the drunk.

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